thepupapansyndrome:

im not specially happy about how did this come out but this is for pester the wrigglers grats on the followers yo have a ferigrub

THANKS, THAT THING’S BEEN LOOKING PRETTY BARE LATELY. YOU CAPTURED FEFERI’S CAVITY INDUCING CUTENESS PRETTY FUCKING WELL.

JUST SAVES ON A LOT OF INJURIES.

WOW THAT’S A LOTTA YOU PEOPLE.

SO THANKS. I GUESS.

I HOPE YOU ALL APPRECIATE THIS YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK TO GET THESE LITTLE SHITS TO REHEARSE THIS? GAMZEE ATE FOUR FUCKING CARDS. FOUR.

GLUB GLUB! 38D

WOW YEAH.

GONNA HAFTA SHUT THIS INBOX FOR A WHILE.

♫ And they called it Grubby Love ♫

HRM. LET ME THINK.

Nepeta tends to go missing every so often, napping in the weirdest places. Oddly enough though, unlike a certain low blood, Equius tends to know exactly where she is.

So there’s never any real reason to worry when Nepeta goes missing.

OF COURSE I GOT TO BATHE THEM. DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF SHIT THESE GUYS END UP WRIGGLING THROUGH ON A GOOD DAY?

NATURALLY I DON’T HAVE TO BOTHER WITH THE WATER DWELLERS SINCE THEY MORE OR LESS SLEEP IN WATER BUT THE REST? YEAH, IT’S A TRIAL TO JUST GATHER THEM ALL UP AND THEN COMES THE GOOD FUN JOB OF ACTUALLY SPONGING THEM DOWN.

NEEDLESS TO SAY THEY SPLASH LIKE FUCK ONCE THEY’VE BEEN WASHED AND THEN I GOT TO CLEAN UP AFTER THE WASHING UP. IT’S A VICIOUS CYCLE OF SOAP SUDS AND WRIGGLING GRUBS.